Thursday, July 31, 2008

It Could Only Happen In the DC Silver Age

Luthor: We'll get these Superman dolls--

Brainiac: Action figures you mean, not dolls. Only girls play with dolls.

Saturn Queen: Watch it, computer geek.

Luthor: And we'll have these two salad bowls, you see, one labeled Doom and one labeled Freedom. And we'll vote by putting our dolls--err, action figures--into one of the salad bowls.

Brainiac: But logically we only need the Doom bowl.

Luthor: Yeah, but where's the drama in that? C'mon, it'll be fun. You'll see!