How Many Ways Is This Wrong?

Let me get this straight; you feel more secure about your gold having it in a place that only Superman can reach? And while you're transporting it across the country, you've got it in trucks marked "GOLD"?

As it turns out, this has almost nothing to do with the plot; it's a way of explaining why Superman and Batman are away from Earth for a few days.

How Times Have Changed

This panel is completely unretouched, from a copy of New Funnies #247, September 1957. And yes, that is Woody Woodpecker.

Update: Another one that doesn't read quite the same as it did when we were kids, from Little Dot #89:

Commissioner Horndog?

You never know what you'll find in these old comics. The Commish sure looks like he was getting ready to act when Batman came in.