How's that for a promise: People will be waiting in line to deposit money in your own little bank! And it's a replica of a $35,000 genuine antique, made of cherrywood polystyrene!
And now for some real fun, how about convincing Mom that the TV's broken?
For the heathen crowd, check out these graven images:
Seen by millions of TV viewers weekly as worn by the romantic sea captain! As best I can tell, that probably refers to this program.
