Monday, July 27, 2009

Jimmy Olsen's Dos and Don'ts of Dating

Chicks don't dig monsters:

Extra hands is not a turn-on:

Always wear attire appropriate for the situation:

Don't doubt the leprechaun:

Never let your girlfriend see you getting slapped around by the fat lady from the circus:

As a general rule, you should not let her see the snake in your trousers while dancing:

The robot body just makes her think of all the oil you'll need over the next few decades:

Don't date beatniks:

Don't insult her favorite singer:

But have no fear, if you follow Jimmy Olsen's tips, you'll have the hottest tomatoes battling for your attention:

And even that one special dame will finally appreciate you: